Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Duncan Roy's 3 Steps For Summer Success 2009

1.) Purchase new cell phone that does not drop calls in the canyons.

2.) Never pitch projects on days that are even-numbered or start with the letter "W".

3.) Learn how to barbeque without a fire extinguisher.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

From: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
To Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 5/27/2009 12:38 AM
I like climbing into bed and cruising Craigslist on my Blackberry and
playing like I am young enough to have sex with the babes who post on there
without paying for it!
What do you like to do??? And make it juicy! xxxRomanxxx
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with Nextel Direct Connect

From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
Sent: Wed, 27 May 2009 12:36 pm
I like to look at the chickadees in the gym and wonder what
would happen if their sports bras "accidentally" POPPED off. Remember in the
old movies when the lady's dress would get caught on something, then
rrrrrrrrip, and she was standing there in her slip? Why can't that
happen in the gym to people that I psychically demand suddenly be
attracted to me ???

From Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
To: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.com
Sent: Wed, 27 May 2009 1:47 pm
I'm on location in my hotel room doing rewrites for the next day's shoot.
Room Service is at the door with the meal I ordered.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Missive From Kevin Murphy Regarding Meat

Dear Kenyon -

I'm listening to a new album by a guy named Mat Kearney - you probably know who
he is. If not I will send it to you - I like it very much.

I even made a great meatloaf, but I better not send it to you.


Monday, June 22, 2009

Two Ghosts In A Pod

Frank Silva
Harry Goaz

Paris Orly Airport
Paris, France

Last century.

Friday, June 19, 2009

La Dolce Vita

Wasn't there a movie with Keanu Reeves about this sort of shenanigans?

hi yah K I M *

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Bare Fact

When things become wholly unbelievable, all one can do is laugh.

There is nothing to fall back upon but the bare fact of one's existence; one must forsake logic for magic.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Albert Nolen

Dancing at Dishman's Dam on a week night.

Last century.

Nikon FE

Monday, June 15, 2009

Greta And Ari

Greta Garbo and Aristotle Onassis

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

It's Bad Enough

This morning the Stewarts very kindly invited me on a picnic to Rye Beach. I could not entertain the thought of going, certainly. It's bad enough to have them living next door, to have to hear their abominable radio at all hours of the day and night, and put up with the depredations wrought in the garden by that untrained brat of theirs, without going out of my way to accompany them on an outijng.

It was a kind thought, however, and I have decided to go downtown the first thing tomorrow morning and buy a toy of some sort for little Dorothy. Maybe a tricycle, or something that will keep her on the sidewalk.

Anywhere, anywhere, out of my garden!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Drew Barrymore

Fresh out of lilac talk, Drew heaved a sigh.

She sat cool and straight while the stage lights exploded in a menagerie of hissing white sparks and powder-blue smoke. Letterman was jammin'.

And Jupiter collides with Mars.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009


Hi Dawlin',

I seen Magnolia today in hur daddy's Corniche. She sed id wuz so hot that she culdnt stumble to a sell rack at Neeman Marcus, even if id had a neon sine on top of id wif too disco balls tide on thee inds.

Everwon here in Dallas id concurned bout yure deadline.

Like Tennesse Williams sed, "if I dont kill a bottl uf Suthern Comfert bye noon, and make theez pincils fly, my publishr is gonna snatch back my advanc moni."

Yur Sex Musheen xxx

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Janis Joplin's Wheels

1965 Porsche 356c Cabriolet

Pinecone Stew